Everyone's a critic
There are so many critics out there on that new-fangled internet-machine. Who needs Roeper when anyone can post comments on Amazon.com?
Please join us for The Ubiquitous Observer's Amazon.com DVD Review Round-Up:
GONE WITH THE WIND
"Why is this still around? This movie is so boring... What is it? A love story? Could've fooled me, because I thought it was a sleeping aid."
Zing!
STEPHEN KING'S IT
"Stephen King is the best storyteller of the last 300 years. Although the movies don't do the books justice, IT is still one of the best things I've ever seen. You will NEVER forget this movie."
Like to see that on a book/movie cover.
PLANET OF THE APES
"Arguably the best movie ever made. Absolute brilliance. Its a real pity all those sequels were made, because nothing matches the first one. One of the only movies worth watching more than once."
Couldn't agree more.
HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition)
"He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition) is a great selection of cartoons. The cartoons are good for adults and great for children. The He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 cartoons teach viewers ( especially young children ) important things in life. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition) is wonderful and entertaining. I highly recommend He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition)!"
Wait. What are you reviewing? We forgot. Can you repeat that?
THUNDERCATS: A NEW BEGINNING
"I Was 7 when this was on TV and my mind is still blown away"
So sorry to hear that.
MONSTER'S BALL
"Halle Barre won an oscar for this piece of garbage? I almost vomited while watching this horrible piece of trash. Its movies like this that promote evil immorality in this country. To think that anyone would even insult their intelligence like I did by watching and endorsing things like this is beyond me. Barre's performance is totally unwatchable, but then the entire movie is unwatchable. I watched it out of pure curiosity and regretted it. It only proved one thing to me.....that movies like this are why I stick with the classics. May God forgive me for even thinking about watching such a low class, evil production. I'm sure satan had a hand in the success of this movie as this is the kind of stuff he thrives upon."
Hm. Quite.
And finally:
JEM: THE COMPLETE FIRST AND SECOND SEASONS
"Jem is a new sensation. Jem is my name no one else is the same Jem. I love her. I wanted to be her."
Seriously. Who needs Roeper?
Please join us for The Ubiquitous Observer's Amazon.com DVD Review Round-Up:
GONE WITH THE WIND
"Why is this still around? This movie is so boring... What is it? A love story? Could've fooled me, because I thought it was a sleeping aid."
Zing!
STEPHEN KING'S IT
"Stephen King is the best storyteller of the last 300 years. Although the movies don't do the books justice, IT is still one of the best things I've ever seen. You will NEVER forget this movie."
Like to see that on a book/movie cover.
PLANET OF THE APES
"Arguably the best movie ever made. Absolute brilliance. Its a real pity all those sequels were made, because nothing matches the first one. One of the only movies worth watching more than once."
Couldn't agree more.
HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition)
"He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition) is a great selection of cartoons. The cartoons are good for adults and great for children. The He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 cartoons teach viewers ( especially young children ) important things in life. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition) is wonderful and entertaining. I highly recommend He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Season One, Volume 1 (Collector's Edition)!"
Wait. What are you reviewing? We forgot. Can you repeat that?
THUNDERCATS: A NEW BEGINNING
"I Was 7 when this was on TV and my mind is still blown away"
So sorry to hear that.
MONSTER'S BALL
"Halle Barre won an oscar for this piece of garbage? I almost vomited while watching this horrible piece of trash. Its movies like this that promote evil immorality in this country. To think that anyone would even insult their intelligence like I did by watching and endorsing things like this is beyond me. Barre's performance is totally unwatchable, but then the entire movie is unwatchable. I watched it out of pure curiosity and regretted it. It only proved one thing to me.....that movies like this are why I stick with the classics. May God forgive me for even thinking about watching such a low class, evil production. I'm sure satan had a hand in the success of this movie as this is the kind of stuff he thrives upon."
Hm. Quite.
And finally:
JEM: THE COMPLETE FIRST AND SECOND SEASONS
"Jem is a new sensation. Jem is my name no one else is the same Jem. I love her. I wanted to be her."
Seriously. Who needs Roeper?
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