Sunday, April 09, 2006

Happy Iraqi Freedom Day!

Hey, Iraq has now been free for 3 years! Hooray!

Iraqis can now live free from nasty things like Saddam Hussein, electricity, security, and clean water.

And as a special gift, the U.S. Congress is authorizing $100 million for new construction in Iraq! "Not for building schools or power stations, but for prisons."

Everyone in Iraq is sure glad Saddam's statue is gone from Paradise Square in Baghdad:

Jabar al-Hilfi was one of the few people in the square on Sunday. The 67-year-old municipal worker -- who was cutting the grass with a knife -- said he barely had the energy to get on with his job let alone reminisce about falling statues.

"What statue do you mean? We have only seen devastation and death since the fall of Saddam. This country is doomed to see agony and sadness. Look at me I can't even feed my family," he said.

Has everyone bought their Iraqi Freedom Cakes yet? Chocolate is the best.

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